This haunted house includes:
- Severed penises
- A ball busting room
- Polyamorous vampiring grannies (???)
- Straw feminist hall of fame, featuring Sarah Palin, Lena Dunham and Margaret Thatcher
- Secret tunnel for women in love
- Thousands (thousands! like maybe 2 or 4!) of dollars in government grants
Now. I don't even know what to make of this article. How do I react? Here are my choices:
1. Annoyed that this 'feminist' haunted house seemed kind of like a caricature and maybe making fun of feminism and lesbians, polyamory...
2. Hahaha misandry isn't real.
3. Am I sure this isn't a Stefon skit?
ETA: I shared this from my blog because let's face it, I have the cutest blog name ever.